BiografieWhere the hell is GWAR? Well fear not, because the mutants at the Slave Pit have been busy ceaselessly toiling for their infernal overlords, preparing a new assault upon the senses of an unknowing world. As the end of the century draws to a close and the new millennia beckons, GWAR and their twisted servants are more determined than ever to make an end of it- not just the end of the earth, or the solar system, or even their own careers- this time GWAR is resolved to KILL EVERYTHING.

This sentiment is roundly echoed on GWAR´s new album, entitled cleverly enough, WE KILL EVERYTHING. It seems GWAR, with the help of their new scumdog pal, the dick-headed mystic mutant SCRODA MOON, has discovered an ancient alien artifact capable of either/or/maybe
A) Helping GWAR escape earth
B) Summon and help GWAR to destroy GWAR´s cosmic master, who banished them to earth eons ago
C) Blow up the whole universe before lunch
D) Enable GWAR to sell more than three albums
E) None of the above

Unfortunately a small problem immediately manifests itself- as soon as Scroda presents GWAR with this device they smash it over his head, breaking "The Tablet" into multiple bits. Can Gwar harness the cosmic power Porcelain, the Portal-Potty, to summon the missing pieces? Can they overcome the dread guardians of the lost fragments? Will they succeed in getting Scroda to succumb to the temptations of the NitroBurning- Funny-Bong? Does anybody even care? All this and less awaits you as GWAR unleashes another year of confusing hatred!!!!!

But enough drug-drenched reverie. This year marks the 14th anniversary of Slave Pit Inc., the production company that creates the music, props, costumes, artwork, comics, videos, and film that have made GWAR what it is today (whatever that is). "We Kill Everything" is GWAR´s 7th full-length album, and features a return to the more punk and thrash sounds that began GWAR´s rise to mediocrity with the Classic album "Hell- o", over ten years ago. Like a kind of musical herpes, GWAR just continues to get bigger and uglier, defying critics and fans alike in their defiant quest to avoid getting real jobs for as long as possible.

The Slaves of the Pit have many new suprises for their loyal legions of drooling followers- like Slave Pit Funnies, the original, full color comic book written and drawn by the guys in GWAR, which reaches it´s glorious Vth issue, still going strong and threatening to do so forever. And the Pit is super psyched to announce that 1999 will see the first GWAR lead miniature game. That´s right, Slave Pit and Demonblade Games have joined forces to create an awesome miniature wargame featuring all of the major GWAR characters in a pulpifying fight to the death! And that´s not all! This summer Slave Pit will begin production on "It´s Sleazy", it´s first mini-movie since "Skullhedface". Sleazy P. Martini is back with his own talk show, featuring his #1 topic- you guessed-it-GWAR! You -have been warned!

So as the 20th century lurches to it´s bloody conclusion, freaks everywhere can revel in the knowledge that not only is GWAR refusing to quit, if anything they are growing more fanatical and blood-mad in their endless quest to conquer the universe and subject all humanity to total slavery! Buy the new album, comic, video, and wargame! Continue your mindless devotion to GWAR and Slave Pit, so they can continue to bring you the sick fun you crave!Quelle: http://www.metalblade.deDiscografieBeyond Hell CD 2007

Blood Bath And Beyond DVD 2006

Live From Mt. Fuji

War Party

Let There Be GWAR

2001 Violence Has Arrived

1999 We Kill Everything

1997 Carnival Of Chaos

1995 Ragnarok

1994 This Toilet Earth

1993 America Must Be Destroyed

1994 The Road Behind (EP)

1990 Scumdogs of the Universe

1988 Hell-O www


Battle Maximus - Cover
Die Rockmonster from Outerspace, GWAR, sind nach dem Verlust ihres 2011 verstorbenen Gitarristen Cory Smoot aka. Flattus Maximus (R.I.P) wieder zurück auf der Erde.
Beyond Hell - Cover
Kannste ma sehen, die Außerirdischen aus der Plastik-Hölle sind wieder da! Sie haben sich Devin Townsend ins Raumschiff geholt und ließen die Scheibe verdedeln.
Blood Bath And Beyond - Cover
GWAR sind Künstler, Trendsetter und eben nicht von dieser Welt.
Drep De Kristne - Cover
Was soll man zu GWAR noch groß sagen?
War Party - Cover
Die Musik war noch nie ein zwingendes Argument für GWAR.