THE LOCUST werden am 27.07. eine Compilation rarer und bislang unveröffentlichter Songs unter dem Titel "Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs" in die Läden bringen.


1. How to Become a Virgin

2. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

3. Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

4. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

5. The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office

6. Perils of Believing in Round Squares

7. Flash's Theme

8. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe

9. Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs

10. Bring Your 6.5 Italian

11. Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby

12. Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

13. Flight of the Wounded Locust

14. Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed

15. Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

16. This Is Radio Surgery

17. Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition

18. Sever the Toes

19. Well I'll Be a Monkey's Uncle

20. Moth-Eaten Deer Head

21. Brand New Set of Teeth

22. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

23. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

24. Dog Without a Collar (Run over Red Rover)

25. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)

26. Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees

27. Straight from the Horse's Mouth

28. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

29. Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys

30. Backbones of Jack Asses

31. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

32. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour

33. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

34. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever)

35. Kill Roger Hedgecock

36. Hairspray Suppository

37. Cattle Mutilation

38. Prepare to Qualify

39. Pain Reliever

40. Off by a Long Shot

41. #99

42. Head Hits Concrete

43. Ass Gravity

44. Keep Off the Tracks